Anonymous asked: I hope this tumblr is a joke because if not it is absolutely terrible !
See this man? This is Arthur Dent.
He’s been threatened to have his house torn down, his best friend was secretly an alien from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, his crush ran off with the president of the galaxy, and his home planet was destroyed.
Now he travels through space with his friends and a depressed robot.
He can see any part of the universe he wants.
But what he really wants is a decent cup of tea.
All Arthur wants is a nice cup of tea, but he can’t get one.
Reblog if you cried, reblog so Arthur might have a chance to get a decent cup of tea.
If you scroll past this, you don’t have a heart.
Bringing this back for Towel Day.